Piers’ Daily Rant: Heather Mills
April 20, 2009
Just when I thought we’d heard the last of Heather Mills, up she pops again to express her fury at only screwing Sir Paul McCartney (quite literally) for £24.3 million in their divorce.
“I got five per cent of what we earned together in seven years,” she whined in a speech to vegetarians in London on Saturday. “And we earned it together, I worked my butt off doing the tours and everything.”
Isn’t this just about the most unbelievably deluded, dumb and greedy thing you have ever heard anyone ever say?
As the man who introduced Heather and Paul in the first place - at the 1999 Daily Mirror Pride of Britain Awards - let me just explain to this ludicrous woman how it works: Sir Paul is one of the most brilliant popular composers this country has ever produced, and makes vast sums of money from his astounding musical back catalogue, 99 per cent of which was created before he ever had the misfortune to meet you.
You, Heather, are the most grasping, whining bint in history, whose main talent is sleeping with rich men, fleecing them of their cash, and hectoring us all about eating bloody corn burgers.
Now just shut up, and go away.
© Piers Morgan 2009
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April 20, 2009 at 10:07 am
Kris Drum says
Here here! Brilliant
April 20, 2009 at 10:08 am
Victoria Brodie says
Couldn’t agree with you more Piers!
A fantastic choice of words too “bint” - I love it.
Shame some people cannot be happy with what they have. She will always be searching for happiness which she will never find as she’s pure acid through and through.
An excellent way to start off the week. Look forward to tomorrow’s rant. PS. Are you doing Politicians too - I do hope soo!
April 20, 2009 at 10:14 am
Paul says
I thought the rant was going to be displayed as a video clip rather than just white text on a black background ?
April 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Emily says
Here here . Greedy isn’t the word I would use for her, but I’m a lady so I won’t.
April 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Lisa says
Well said, though I did feel you held back a bit there Piers,lol.
April 20, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Wendy Riddle says
Excellent, was still feeling irritated after seeing that she was going to buy a perfectly nice fish and chip cafe in Brighton and yes, of course turn it into a vegetarian restaurant. WHY?? Oh, and of course sell vegan fish. I’m sorry - but what the hell is that, and more to the point why would we wish her to get us to eat it?? As an Australian, who thinks that anything that moves can be dinner, it is incredibly tedious listening to her trying to convert us all (perhaps a nice rare steak might make her slightly more likeable)
April 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Sam says
Greed is a terrible thing…right up there with Power-mad !
If you can’t be happy with £24.3 million you don’t deserve to be happy!
April 20, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Deborah Needham says
A point well made
April 20, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Marian Webb says
I am glad you have said about Heather Mills
the way all of us thought, lets hope this is
the last we hear of her but doubt and Paul
does not need her saying that anyway, well
done Piers!
April 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Sandie says
Piers Morgan - don’t beat about the bush - just say what you really think ! (lol)
Brilliant stuff - let that money grasping harpy think on that!
April 20, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Andy says
I like the way you say whats on your mind.Most are just thinking it. You step up to the plate and deliver.
April 20, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Denizio Valdez says
You are right. Heather Mills should leave us alone.
She needs to find her rightful place in oblivion.
April 20, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Matt says
Haha, your brilliant, good point made, and made me laugh
cant wait for more rants!
April 20, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Chris says
I could not agree more. She has no shame!
P.S. American here - I found your site via your ITV blog column on Susan Boyle. I’ve certainly learned a lot of interesting terms since reading more articles from your side of the Atlantic - yobs, munters, bints… yowsa…
April 20, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Martha says
Is that it? Have you been saving that witty, inventive, insightful piece about a woman everyone’s forgotten about and no one cares about, for a long time? Piers Piers Piers. I’ve read your books. I know you can do better than this. Can’t you?
April 20, 2009 at 6:34 pm
paul wooding says
well Piers i was not a great fan of yours but ur rant about that money grabbing no-mark was quite literally spot on well done for publicly saying what a lot of us feel about HM
April 20, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Joanne says
The things that made my week (last week)!
Driving home from work with John Legend on the radio (let’s go to the park…); opening the first bottle of prosecco al fresco, barefoot in the grass; cycling with my toddler asleep in the front bike-seat, light spring breeze in our hair,; and watching the BGT clip with Piers Morgan listening to Susan Boyle.
Left me really light-hearted! So you’re actually nice. A few more people seem to have noticed, mind you, not all spinsters.
I like your style of interrogating. Please do more politics and current affairs, you’re smart and you certainly don’t lack confidence. You pop the right questions. Go on, Piers Morgan!
April 20, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Catherine says
Heather who?
April 20, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Sonia says
That woman is vile… Not only is she a gold-digging *peeeeeep*, her wrongdoing is making vegetarians look bad.
Shame on you Piers, for ever introducing that moneygrubbinghag to the musical genius that is Paul McCartney. *wink*
April 20, 2009 at 11:25 pm
diana says
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
its about time someone said it out loud. the money grubbing whiny …………………………
April 21, 2009 at 4:31 am
Gihan says
Hi ! Do you ever read the comments here Piers?
April 21, 2009 at 7:47 am
Vikki Le-Fort says
This woman gives all divorcees a bad name..time to show a little dignity and shut the hell up…Prove how good at you are at whatever it is you are supposed to do..and get on with it..Thank you Piers..keep up the ranting!
April 21, 2009 at 12:19 pm
mary lee says
It’s Quorn burger, not corn burger. Other than that… good rant! Will look forward to reading more!
April 21, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Marian says
I am in disbelief. This ‘poor’ rich woman is not happy with a 24.3 million fortune?
Has anyone tried to explain her that some people (among I am included) have to work nearly 1.000 years’ time to earn that money? And for sure I have to ‘work my butt off’ doing quite harder and less glamorous tasks than to go on fantastic tours around the world.
She does not deserve happiness. ‘God did not create the honey for the donkey’s mouth’
April 22, 2009 at 8:12 am
Tenchy says
Oh Piers - Don’t you wish you had’nt introduced them at pride of Britan awards. Hope Macca’s forgiven you for introducing him to a woman who tried waltzing off with half his cash.
Take conselation that at least your mum had a pop at her on your behalf lol I would have paid good money to see that!.
Tenchy
-x-
April 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Laura says
Spot on once again, Piers!
April 22, 2009 at 10:55 pm
alex says
I wonder if you ever regret having introduced them…
April 24, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Digital Mischief says
You introduced them??? Oh, my this site certain has juicy info! She was such a whiner! Paul’s forgiven you? Then life can move on.
April 25, 2009 at 6:41 am
Maggie says
You are sooo right Piers, women like her give all women a bad name, if she can work hard (as she said she did) then she ought pick herself up, dust herself off, take enough for the child, shut up and start her hard work again.
I could rant some more but This is Piers ran LOL
April 26, 2009 at 4:51 am
WMcGuire says
Why doesn’t she just show a little class by keeping her greedy (and dilusional) mouth shut!!!!! Move on Heather .. you lost a gem!!!!!
May 1, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Nicky says
Piers i love you you are brilliant love your rant x
May 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm
bluewren says
She started out as a call girl escort (high class that is) I always wondered how a call girl can be called high class. Anyway her friend said she was very popular she just seemed to have a way with her that men liked. Now there is something she has a flare for and could work hard at again should her 24 million run out.Very well paid I’d say.
Come on can’t blame you Piers for introducing them it takes two to tango and Paul Mc. has a mind of his own. She did have a way with her that men liked after all. You are very good with words you don’t mince them do you?;-).
May 7, 2009 at 3:21 am
Linda Lewandowski says
I agree with you 100% but, what’s a bint?
May 10, 2009 at 12:52 pm
geminidreamer says
Couldn’t have said it better myself Piers.
You can fool some people at a distance and sometimes even fool them when you are close, but its the living together where the mask starts to slip, and the true colors start to show.
Now, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but Cinderella (and that’s insulting Cinderella)if the shoe fits..
Now never bring her up again and IGNORE her at every function, she is no “A” list celebrity.
May 11, 2009 at 12:27 am
cimberly says
PIERS,HELLO.I HAVE BEEN READING YOUR ARTICLES ONE AFTER ANOTHER TODAY.MY FIRST TIME ON THE BLOG,AND NOT KNOWING YOU WROTE. INTERNET IS FAIRLY NEW TO ME. YOU ARE TALENTED. ALSO I COMMENTED ON THE BGT SHOW TOO. I AM IN AMERICA ,SO I CAN SAY IT AND RUN SO TO SPEAK.JUST KIDDING.WELL MAYBE NOT.I AM CHICKEN LITTLE.MY VOICE IS STARTING TO COME OUT ON THE KEY BOARD HERE AT HOME..I’M PING PONGING ,MY APOLOGIES. OKAY SO YOU INTRODUCED THE TWO TOGETHER I GATHERD FROM WHAT YOU SAID..NOW THEY ARE APART.HER VOICE SHOULD SPEAK FOR ITSELF,AND BECAUSE OF PAULS DAUGHTER,YOU MAY WANT TO KEEP THE FRUSTRATION DOWN.ONLY BECAUSE SHE WILL POSSIBLY READ THIS WHEN SHE GROWS OLDER,AND IT IS HER MOM,AND YOU WILL KNOW HER TOO. YOUR INTRODUCTION OF THEM WAS A GOOD GESTURE.THE CHILD THEY SHARE,NEITHER OF THEM WOULD EVER WANT TO CHANGE THAT.YOU DID WELL SIR.YOUR INTRODUCTION HAS ENDED WITH A MIRACLE. CIMBERLY
May 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Kristabel says
Way to go Piers!! Time somebody put that whining, sivelling, crybaby bint in her place!
May 23, 2009 at 9:26 am
laura says
well said young man
May 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Elizabeth K says
whoopee a man after my own heart!! I personally hate all woman who screw anyone for money, it’s below us as a sex and it lets the side down. Come on you lot listen to Piers!!
May 27, 2009 at 1:17 pm
ANNE says
Peirs, you have nailed it! This creature really needs to slither down the hole from which she came. Unbelievable…..Paul is one of the most brilliant, talented artists, not to mention his and Linda’s incredible achievements for human and animal rights! What did heather do? Coasted along for the ride and did so with little class. We completely dislike this woman here in Canada, this is saying it with disgression…..keep up the good work, we LOVE YOU across the pond!
May 31, 2009 at 5:10 pm
jonny says
Oh thank god some one said it. I so agree.
June 3, 2009 at 8:29 am
Anita says
She should be provided for within guidelines, but being married for 7 years doesn’t entitle you to the family jewels or what has been made over many years before you came into the picture. Sir Paul needs to be more careful who he hangs out with. He’s not totally free of blame. He is a grown man, and should take steps to protect himself and his family from situations like this. A prenup should be spelled out for a certain sum of money for each year of marriage as long as you are cohabiting together as a married couple, not living in the same house at opposite ends. I like Haley Mills, but not this greedy, off the wall woman. She deserves a fair shake, but not the whole rug.
June 13, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Madame President says
Ok so I’m late in replying but very good rant.
She is a greedy little skank and I wish she would go away.